Sorted by character, number of drinks, and alphabetically. Compiled and HTMLized by Amparo Bertram
Every time Nick:
Asks, "Where's Janette?" upon entering the Raven (1)
Attempts to eat food (1)
Breaks and enters to obtain evidence (1)
Catches a baddie using his vampiric abilities (1)
Doesn't have the scruffy beard (1)
Drives his Caddy (1)
Falls asleep with a bottle of blood (1)
Flies (1)
Gets shot full of holes and no one notices (1)
Goes on a raid without protective gear (1)
Goes to the Raven to ask Janette for help (1)
Has the scruffy beard (1)
Kisses Janette (1)
Opens a bottle with his teeth and spits out the cork (1)
Paints (1)
Protests the handling of a case (1)
Tries to hypnotize someone and fails (1)
Attempts to eat food and keeps it down (2)
Breaks a bottle of blood because he's fed up (2)
Calls Schanke by his full last name (2)
Comments about his age/vampirism but most people miss the underlying meaning (2)
Crashes through a plate glass window (2) Feeds on/kills a human (2)
Fiddles with his motorcycle (2)
Gets shot full of holes and someone notices (2)
Goes to the morgue to talk to Natalie about something he could easily have called about (2)
Grabs a woman quickly by the wrist (2)
Has long hair in a flashback (2)
Hears a heart beating (2)
Is burned by a cross (2)
Is burned by sunlight (2)
Is up during the day (2)
Kisses Janette somewhere other than the Raven (2)
Kisses someone other than Janette or Natalie (2)
Performs work that would be done by uniformed officers in a normal department (2)
Speaks a language other than English (2)
Tries to hypnotize someone and succeeds (2)
Wakes up suddenly (2)
Attempts to eat food and keeps it down, but it was covered in ketchup (3)
Gets shot full of holes and he hypnotizes someone into forgetting (3) Has a mustache (3)
Plays his piano (3)
Sleeps in his bed and PJ's (3)
Solves a case without going to the Raven (3)
Almost finds a cure but is thwarted (4) Calls Natalie by her full first name (4)
Hides in the trunk of his Caddy (4)
Kisses Natalie (4)
Rides his motorcycle (10)
Shows off a closet full of shot-up clothes (10)
Solves a case without asking Janette for information (1 bottle)
Every time Natalie:
Makes a mortician joke (1)
Uses objects in the morgue for purposes for which they were not originally intended (1)
Wears something far too large for her (2)
Wears her hair down (3)
Every time LaCroix:
Displays contempt for mortals (1)
Thwarts Nick's attempt to become human (1)
Recites poetry (2)
Kisses Nick (chug)
Kisses anyone besides Nick (lose next three turns)
Every time Schanke:
Annoys someone due to his lack of tact (1)
Comments on or asks Nick about food (1)
Goes on a raid without protective gear (1) Mentions Myra (1)
Mentions souvlaki (1)
Mispronounces "Janette" (1)
Ogles a woman (1)
Almost gets bitten at the Raven (2)
Goes to the Raven (2)
Has the perfect opportunity to discover someone is a vampire, but misses it because he's thick (2)
Has the perfect opportunity to discover vampires, but someone intervenes (2)
Mentions Jenny (2)
Performs work that would be done by uniformed officers in a normal department (2)
Wears a frightening tie (2)
Wears a polyester "70's" suit (2)
Ogles a woman and she returns his interest (3)
Notices there's a hole in the wall behind Nick and Nick's still standing (10)
Every time Stonetree:
Broods (1)
Gets shot (1)
Throws a tantrum (1)
Wears a hat (2)
Smiles (3)
Figures out that Nick's a vampire and says so (10)
Turns out to be a vampire (25)
Every time Janette:
Spouts French (1)
Doesn't wear her choker (3)
Every time:
A dream sequence used in place of an episode's flashback begins (1)
A dream sequence used in place of an episode's flashback ends (1)
A female guest dresses in skimpy clothing (1) A flashback begins (1)
A flashback ends (1)
A photograph of Nick is shown (1)
There is a blonde, female guest star with a speaking role (1)
They show the same shot of Schanke's hush-puppied foot on a car's brake pedal (1)
Vachon gets that "blink, blink" expression (1)
A vampire wears a uniform (1)
A vampire wears evening clothes (1)
The writers re-use plot device or character type (1)
You hear GWD's Welsh accent slipping through (1 for each word)
You spot stock footage (1)
Fred Mollin's punk music is playing somewhere other than the Raven (2)
An officer is wearing the "96" pin on his/her collar (2)
Reese tries and fails to get a drink of water (2)
They use the same piece of stock footage of Nick crashing through a plate glass window wearing the trenchcoat, regardless of whether he is actually wearing a trenchcoat in the scene that follows (2)
Tracy says, "I'm a good cop." (2)
A vampire besides Nick is burned by a cross (2)
A vampire besides Nick is burned by sunlight (2)
A woman falls for Nick during the course of the episode (2)
A flashback features both LaCroix and Janette (3)
A flashback involves hair extensions of any kind (3) A flashback isn't Nick's (3)
They show the same shot of Schanke's foot on a car's brake pedal and pretend it's Nick's (3)
They use "Nick-vision" (3)
A vampire is staked (3)
A vampire other than Nick, LaCroix, or Janette is featured (3)
You see Nick's reflection (3)
The writers maintain consistency with previously established vampire rules (4)
You hear Fred Mollin's one easy listening song playing anywhere (4)
Judge throws out Crown's case because of police misconduct (5)
A vampire is in drag (5)
You see Nick in flight (5, as consolation for the effects)
Feminists picket precinct house for failure to hire and promote female cops (10)
Every time someone:
Gets a yellow flashlight shined in their contact lenses (1)
(A mortal) finds out that Nick is a vampire (1)
Opens Nick's refrigerator and comments about the lack of solid food (1)
Says, "It's not my fault." (1)
Says that Tracy is a good cop (1)
Whips out a cross and is thrown across the room anyway (1)
Makes reference to media vampires (Bela Lugosi, etc.) (2)
Says, "It's not your fault." (1)
Says that Tracy has good instincts (1)
Threatens Natalie (2)
Claims to be somewhere before his known birthdate (3)
Says, "It's not that simple." (3)
Sees Nick flying (3)
Calls Schanke "Don" (4)
Says any sentence containing the words "lichen" and "stone" (4)
Psychic is introduced and doesn't die (10)
Thanks to Amy Hull, Lisa McDavid, Ren Gibson, Rusty Lloyd, Paula Sanders, Rebecca Channon, Sharon Scott, Deborah Bender, Barb Reid, Merle Micklin, S. Tanaquil Johnson, Lynne Levine, and Nancy M. Duemling. Note: based heavily on Tara O'Shea's Highlander Drinking Game.
